Scrolling On The Facebook, apologies to (the tune of) Proud Mary (Rolling On The River) by John C. Fogerty, sung by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Dumped from a job in the city
Working for a man every night and day
And I never had one minute of sleeping
Worrying ’bout the way things might have been.
Mouse wheel keep on turning,
Info highway keep on burning…
Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling through the Facebook.
Cleaned a lot of closets’ junk out
Ripped up all the weeds, threw debris away;
Then I explored the good side of the city
During daylight hours, like a poor queen…
Mouse wheel keep on turning,
Info highway keep on burning…
Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling through the Facebook.
Rolling, rolling, living near the river
If you come down near the river
Bet you gonna find other people like me
You don’t have to worry ’cause you have no money
Facebook on the ‘puter will always be free!
Mouse wheel keep on turning,
Info highway keep on burning…
Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling through the Facebook..
One of Billions 